If tomorrow comes........

Me: What'd you do in the weekend?
B: I met my high school friend over the weekend. He has lost around 60 pounds.
Me: Wow. 60 pounds? Thats a lot. What did he do?
B: He just stopped eating food. He gave me a list of instructions , I don't think I'd be able to follow them.
Me: Why?
B: I cant just stop eating food.
Me: Yea. You dont have to stop eating, just watch what you eat.
And I started blabbering a little about how rice makes a difference or something.
B: You, you don't say anything about food and diet.
Me: Why not?
B: Well, you are just 2D. Thats why.

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At noon my time (2pm for V).
Me: Did you go check on it?
V: No I just got up half an hour back. I am lunching right now. Will go check in 5 minutes.
Me: Ok. Call me when done.
V: Sure.
An hour and 20 minutes later.
V: Hey, I got the stuff.
Me: 5 minutes, eh?
V: Hee.
Me: Sigh. Student life!!

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R: I look really sexy today.
Me: Ahem. You just claim that about yourself, ha?
R: Well, I've jelled my hair and I am wearing this new sweater that looks fab on me.
Me: Yea? Nice.
R: Yup, I was feeling sexy right from the time I got out of the shower today. That's when I thought I would make all these extra efforts.
Me (thinking to myself): Why me? Why me? God. Why me?

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i: You complain too much.
Me: Yea, I know.
i: You complain so much that you complain in my dream too.
Me: Noooo, thats not my fault.
i: It is.